Important Announcement: Doors will open at my place at sundown on the first day of Passover, 2017.

World, you are invited. Mark your calendars:  7 Day Passover Celebration/Bible Study

Location:  The only house on Kingsbridge Lane bathed in blood.

To get in, you’ll need a personal password, which I’ll message you if you contact me beforehand.

I’ll be making an important announcement. Hint:  It has something to do with Hillary Rodham Clinton.


Christians Say Some of the Dumbest Things…

First and foremost is that you can be “saved from hell” by saying a simple “sinner’s prayer.”  These magical three or four sentences are supposed to seal your soul’s fate for all eternity.


Listen people, love must go both ways, or no relationship exists.  Think about it, no other one-sided three statement declaration seals a lifelong contract, let alone an eternal one.

If God does exist and currently has over 7 billion suitors, do you really think a three or four sentence declaration is going to attract His attention?

Stop imagining heaven and hell as states of being “after” you die.  You already live in a daily hell if you haven’t encountered a reciprocally passionate love affair with God as described in the link below.


Outrageous Love…




Orlando Funeral: Doesn’t Look Right…

Please click on the picture below for a news article on the Orlando McCool funeral.  The article contains a link to a video of the son eulogizing his mother, who “died” protecting him from gunfire. I see some peculiarities in this video that lead me to question his tears.

I too have given a eulogy for a parent, my father.  I did not cry giving it, but definitely got choked up.  So this guy may be more emotional than me; I’ll give him that.

But I have cried strong tears before, so strong I couldn’t talk or breathe like the individual in this video.  The one time I cried that hard, I took a picture of myself so I would remember the watershed moment.  And you know what, the face in that picture was hideous.  My eyes were bloodshot, my nose was red, and my cheeks were puffy.  I even had little red dots around my eyes from burst blood vessels.  I also remember all the mucous poring out of my nose and mouth.  I went through several tissues in that one sincere outburst.

I even remember a much shorter cry after being chewed out by my second grade teacher for tattletaling on my brother.  When I came out of her office, my friend Dean Jones asked me why I was crying.  I told him I wasn’t; I just had the hiccups.  He knew I was lying, the blood red evidence was all over my face and in my eyes.  I saw it too when I made a quick stop in the bathroom before heading back to class.

Took my girlfriend to see the Passion of Christ.  Boy did she cry.  When we got out, I’d never seen anything so amazing.  She was actually prettier after having balled her eyes out.  I’ll never forget those glowing red eyes.

Why do I say all this? I say it to ask you to remember your last good cry, maybe your only one if your lucky.

Now look at this man in the video crying so hard he can’t talk, breathe or stand on his own without support.  Does his biology agree with the emotions he’s clearly portraying?

  • Eyes not red
  • Cheeks no more flush than the non-crying brothers at his side
  • With all the dabbing he does, the tissue never gets wet

People, we all know when we’ve encountered real tears.  We also know when we’ve seen someone skilled at faking them.  Natalie Portman is my favorite Hollywood crier.  From her very first film, the Professional, she lets those tears fall incredibly.  I knew her tears were fake, but they were admirably acted.

Do you think this crisis actor has a future in Hollywood?  I don’t think so.  But hey, maybe he’ll just stick with crisis acting.  Acting to news cameras is obviously much more forgiving than being scrutinized by the Academy.

Oh, one last note.  There must be multiple videos of the shooting taken by surveillance cameras in the Pulse bar.  Why are they not tastefully shown?  They have used the excuse that they don’t want to further traumatize those involved.  But yet,  filming their most sacred events, the burials of their parents or children is not going to add to their trauma?

Give me a break. We don’t see the former because they don’t exist.  We see the latter to make us believe they have the former.


Daniel 7:13-14 Fulfilled…Son of Man Presented…

Dan 7:13

“”I kept looking in the night visions, And behold, with the clouds of heaven One like a Son of Man was coming, And He came up to the Ancient of Days And was presented before Him. “And to Him was given dominion, Glory and a kingdom, That all the peoples, nations and men of every language Might serve Him. His dominion is an everlasting dominion Which will not pass away; And His kingdom is one Which will not be destroyed.”
‭‭Daniel‬ ‭7:13-14‬ ‭NASB‬‬

Message me on Facebook and I’ll tell you where and when…

This is the first half of the Heresy I must present.  The second is an even more jagged pill to swallow.  Jews, Christians, and Muslims, be forewarned.  The Ancient of Days is a precarious, fun loving, smart ass, and will not be outfoxed or boxed into any eschatological corner by your hosts of religious scholars.

“He’s Dead…”

Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman died February 2, 2014 of a drug overdose. It was quite big news due to the tragedy of one of Hollywood’s finest being cut down so relatively young.

Please review the attached video of his body bag being removed from his apartment. Please also note the crowd and camera flashes as authorities loaded his body into the medical examiner van.

Now, ask yourself this:  where was the footage or pictures of the massive train of vans necessary to remove 49 bodies from the Pulse night club in Orlando?  I’ve not seen one. Have never seen one for Sandy Hook either. If you don’t believe me, Google both.

Was the drug induced loss of Philip Seymour Hoffman that much more important than the murder of 27 adults and children at Sandy Hook and the 49 young adults of Orlando?

I think not. As a matter of fact, I know so. We saw reporters camped out for days on the very street of the Orlando shooting. Yet not one flash from one photo was captured on one video of them rolling one of the 49 bodies from that bar.

Nonsense people!  Are you hearing me yet?  Dead people require vans to get to the Morgue. 49 dead people require many vans.  Show me one.


“He’s Alive…”

Another song video.

I remember the moment I heard this song for the first time over 30 years ago. I was in the passenger seat, while my mother was driving her blue Ford clunker, and this song came up on her cassette player.

It stunned me.  I had never heard a “Christian” song that I liked. This one moved me somehow.

I hope it moves you.

Just last night I felt the need to forgive a girl named Lori, because she had stolen some things from me. In my text, I apologized that money was the only thing she got from me, for I wished that she had gotten my most valuable treasure, a personal friendship with Jesus Christ.

She didn’t read the text message by noon today, so I decided to find her on Facebook and message her that way in case she changed phone numbers.  We had been Facebook friends, but she blocked me about a year ago. So I couldn’t find her while logged in. So I logged off and searched her name. Sad to say, I found page after page documenting her untimely death just two months ago. She had died in her sleep.  I was too late to say the things I wanted to say to her.

I won’t  make that mistake again. My book Heresy documents much of what I want to share with the world about the man named Jesus of Nazareth.  But for right now, at this tender moment, I’ll suffice it to say — Three days after His crucifixion, His disciples were able to proclaim, He’s alive!


Another Word on Orlando…


Case closed!

Please press on the above picture to read a police officer’s polite way of expressing what I’ve been documenting in other ways. The USA government must take us all for fools.

Please read the police officer’s technical description of how the story fed to us about the Orlando shooting is impossible.  I’ll take it a step further than he does though.  He concludes that there must have been multiple shooters.  I contend, based on the Sandy Hook shooting incident alone, that no deaths occurred in Orlando and that the provided narrative is as unbelievable as the one they provided for the twin towers collapse on 9-11.

Before asking me if I wear tin foil on my head, please watch the videos I’ve provided:

on facebook at: Heresy by Keith Swainson

on Twitter at: HeresySwainson

Then, let’s talk.